I don't usually do memes, but I couldn't resist thisone and it gives me a chance to remind myself (and you) of some really amazing recent research. So without further ado...
Top Ten Bacteria - the Not Exactly Rocket Science edition
10. Carsonella ruddii
Possessor of the smallest bacterial genome known, C.ruddii has lost the majority of its genes and in doing so, its independence. Its genome is too small to allow it to survive on its own and it requires the room and board provided by its insect hosts whose genomes now host C.ruddii's genetic donations.
9. Pseudomonas syringae
Dreaming of a white Christmas? This species can help. It has a protein on its surface that mimics that structure of an ice crystal, acting as template for other water molecules to latch onto. The upshot is that this bacterium is a living ice-maker, seeding the growth of snowflakes. And they are found in snow from France to the US to Antarctica.
See the top eight below the fold
8. Epulopiscium spp
The big boy of the kingdom - about as large as this full stop. By having thousands of copies of its own genome (about 40 times more DNA than a human cell contains), Epulopiscium can shrug off the constraints that limit the size of most bacteria, and grow to enormous proportions. This species gets bonus points for its supremely fussy choice of host - the intestines of the bulbnose unicornfish. Want to study Epulopiscium? Better work on your spear-fishing skills.
7. Salmonella typhimurium
A food-poisoning bug, and a seemingly innocuous choice. But think again. Send it into space, and Salmonella becomes a super-bug - more virulent and more resistant than its Earth-bound cousins.
6. Escherichia coli
The classic. Surely no list would be complete without it. See Carl Zimmer's new book Microcosm for a myriad of reasons for why E.coli is still one of the single most important species in modern science.
5. Yersinia pestis
This list could very well have just focused on disease-causing species, but I wanted to be more selective. So goodbye, Vibiro cholerae. Out you go, Bacillus anthracis. Fare thee well, Mycobacterium tuberculosis. Make way for the big daddy of them all - the bacterium responsible for the bubonic plague. If you absolutely, positively have to kill every last motherf£%£$r on the continent, accept no substitutes. And it's even managed to pilfer a bit of drug resistance from the No.7 pick!
4. Myxococcus xanthus
The bacterial equivalent of a wolf pack - these social hunters move in tight huddles, secreting digestive enzymes that break down cells in their path. But it's when they run out of food that they show their most amazing cooperative behaviour. They clump together to form "fruiting bodies" and some of them even top themselves for the good of their peers, releasing their own contents to feed their neighbours.
3. Deinococcus radiodurans
Hardier than a cockroach - the "terrifying berry that withstands radiation" can shrug off doses of radiation 1,500 times greater than what would kill a human. DNA repair is the key to its awesome powers - as with other species, radiation tears its genome into tiny fragments, but D.radiodurans can happily reassemble its shredded DNA.
2. Desulforudis audaxviator
One special population of this "bold traveller" has turned into a bit of an ecological hermit. In the depths of one South African gold mine, D.audaxviator lives in complete isolation from not only the Sun's energy, but all other species. It's the only thing alive in this remarkable ecosystem of one.
1. Wolbalchia spp
A poster-child for selfishness, and arguably the most successful parasite on the planet. Who cares about the species that infect pathetic humans? If you want a true path to world domination, you're better off targeting the world's most diverse group of animals - the insects. Wolbachia has a number of tricks up its membrane for making sure that it's passed on from parent to offspring, from rendering a host asexual to killing off an entire gender. In one extreme case, it's even inserted its entire genome into that of a fly. See also LOLbalchia .
