Hello!
I'm on vacation this week. With any luck, as you read this I will be lying in the shade with a book or having a hilarious misunderstanding with a non–English speaker. I will not be thinking about en-dashes, as I did just now. I will try not to think about beige liquid diets.
While I am away, please refer to these FAQs for any concerns you might have. They're not Frequently Asked Questions so much as Fairly Awkward Queries: search terms that, through some whim of a Google or Bing algorithm, brought people to this blog. I hope that their questions were answered eventually—or, at least, that they're enjoying their summers.
are cuckoo birds realYes, unlike the dragon dishwasher or manticore microwave, the cuckoo clock is an appliance based on a real animal.
how to outsmart an 8 year oldNineties Trivial Pursuit?
covered in bees If your hands are ...
