The Center for Disease Control Has a Plan for the Zombie Apocalypse

Zombie stories are often about the utter failure of the government to deal with a big problem and, thanks to George Romero, also a great way to expose issues of class and social status. No one really believes they might attack one day. Zombies are a metaphor, like vampires or werewolves, for the horrifying and uncanny aspects of the human. They also remind you that, when things really hit the fan, you're on your own. So be prepared! The Center for Disease Control does not want you to be caught unawares. In a post that walks the line between "ha ha this would never happen" and "but seriously just in case, you never know," Ali S Kahn details the worthy forms of emergency response to hoards of the necrotic, brain-seeking undead: